It’s March 1st. Already. So much for my New Years resolution of buying a couple of Christmas presents every month to even out the last minute rush and scramble. The one about working on the comic orders for the stores a couple of hours a week, every week, seems to have faded too. Of course that one I have been trying for almost 22 years so another failure was to be expected. Fortunately I make a few resolutions related to my unnatural man beauty where I really don't have to do anything but stare in the mirror so I always the semblance of accomplishment to override the microscopic failures of my action oriented goals. Its good to be a guy.
I put up a couple of security cameras in the store last week and I will be adding two more this week. President Obama just signed on for an extension of the Patriot Act so I figured we might as well get in the game as well. We haven't used the cameras since we moved from across the street six years ago but there have been a couple of incidents lately with some young 'uns who don't seem to hold the store quite as sacrosanct as I do so Big Brother is back. Its annoying but someone has to protect Deadpool.
The Northtown Mall might end up needing cameras too. They lost three volumes of Lucifer and a hardcover of Deadpool last week. Stealing books about Satan. Is that irony? Ironic like buying a patch of the anarchy symbol at Hot Topic or just a bit sad because why would you steal later volumes of Lucifer instead of the superior Fables, Transmetropolitan or Preacher which are racked right next to it?
--Craig! |
